I’m Feeling You March 30, 2007
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Just love this song a lot. Hope you do too.
You’ve heard of emoticons, here are the ASSICONS March 30, 2007
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(_!_) a regular ass :
(__!__) a fat ass :
(!) a tight ass :
(_*_) a sore ass :
{_!_} a swishy ass :
(_o_) an ass that’s been around :
(_x_) kiss my ass :
(_X_) leave my ass alone :
(_zzz_) a tired ass :
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass :
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass :
(_?_) Dumb Ass :
3713 Emily Street…. March 26, 2007
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Google Earth is just a great software program to find out a particular place on earth. Just type in the name of the street and “presto!!!”….a real life map of the place appears on the screen.
I was playing around with it and was curious whether the house which I lived in during the early 80’s was still around. I lived in the US for about 5 years (from late 1978 to early 1984) in a modest double-storey house with a large back yard in a cozy neighborhood. I still remember the address, 3713, Emily Street, Kensington, Maryland, USA. Loved that place to bits and miss it a lot also. Missed my childhood friends who lived in the neighborhood as well. Wonder where have they gone to ?
10 Worst Company URLs March 24, 2007
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Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it…is www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com
12" Pianist March 23, 2007
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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what’s in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, of about 12 inches height, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart.
“Where on earth did you get that ???” asked the surprised bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: “Here. Rub it.”
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there’s a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. “I will grant you one wish – just one.”
The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, “I want a million bucks !”
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. Another duck, then another soon follow it. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, “You know, I think your genie’s a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”
The man replies, “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist ??? “
No one likes the yellow duck March 19, 2007
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Wei Han has been very edgy nowadays and me wife and I are not sure why. He has been babbling about something which he dislikes. I think he as a dislike for ducks especially yellow ones.
(This is the yellow duck that had caused much anger in Wei Han)
(Wei Han showing his displeasure of the yellow duck.Note the blatant use of the so called “middle finger”…I guess Wei Han can only raise his third finger.)
(It seems that not only Wei Han but also Ee Ee who also has a dislike of the yellow duck.Note that Ee Ee isn’t smiling in front of the camera)
(See and hear Wei Han making a fuss about the yellow duck)
Alone by myself March 15, 2007
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My wife left for Singapore on a two day work assignment starting today (Thursday) with her colleague. Though she will only be in Singapore for 2 days, I am beginning to miss her. I thought to myself, “Yeah baby!!!, I’ve got the whole house to myself!!” (kids with me mother-in-law), but I feel a sense of emptiness in me. I feel lonely.
Normally me wife and I would chat to each other whilst in bed every night before we go to sleep about work, kids and the usual events happening around the world. But for two consecutive nights, I’ve got no one to talk to. Ee Ee doesn’t talk much to me and Wei Han, well, he can’t speak at the moment but just baby talk which I can’t understand at all.
My wife is my companion and my soul mate. I just can’t imagine life without her. I thought I could, but in honesty, I can’t. I love her a lot….more than she knows.
Low Poh, please come back soon. I miss you very much.
Love you always and forever from your dear hubby.
Job Application at McDonald’s March 14, 2007
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I got this email from a friend. Greg sure has one hell of a sense of humor.
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This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida… and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
SKODA Octavia Combi March 2, 2007
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I’ve always been on the look out for a station-wagon,a term coined by the Americans for a car with a extra long boot space and the Octavia Combi fits the bill. It has a 2.0litre FSI engine with a 6 speed automatic transmission. I’ve sat in this car before when it was displayed at the SKODA booth in KLIMS 2006. I just fell in love with car. Its spacious interior and outstanding build quality was the main attraction. Too bad its ridiculously priced in Malaysia. Below are some images of the Octavia Combi.
