Ya know, marriage is great and all but at times, it gets a bit complicated. To me, its difficult to understand the logic of marriage. I am still trying my very best to understand how marriage between a man and woman works. Due to my inability to describe the complexities of a marriage, I have posted some famous quotes to help me better understand what is marriage is all about.
“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.” – David Bissonette
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her”. – Sacha Guitry
“After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.” – Hemant Joshi
“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
“Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.”
“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
James Holt McGavran
“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.”
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong”.
“Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.”