Today I am going to visit the clinic which I and me wife went to have our yearly medical checkup to collect the results. I am really anxious to know whether my health condition is a-okay or otherwise.
I hope that the results of my medical check-up is a-okay without any major complications..read…”my spark plugs are still in mint condition and giving the right spark.”
But I a have hunch that the doctor will say this: –
“Mr Chin, overall your health seems fine and I find there nothing much to worry about, BUT you need to reduce your weight as you are about 10kgs above the minimum weight for your height” (I am 5ft 9 inches).
But I love to eat woh…. 😦
“Mr. Chin, overall your health seems find and I find there’s nothing much to worry about, BUT, I notice that your sperm count is lesser than normal.”
Aiyoh…low sperm count…ah!!..Does that mean I am in danger of losing my MOJO ?!! 😦
“Mr. Chin, overall your health seems find and I find there’s nothing much to worry about, BUT, I notice that you have a slight murmur in your heart beat.”
Err…but my heart still beats woh !!!..or is this the result of surfing too much porn ah ? 😦
Whatever the results of the medical check-up, I do honestly hope that it’s a-okay with no major health complications. I want to see my two young kids grow up to be good citizens (yeah right!!!) and me wife and I have a long and lasting relationship (on the bed) together.